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3:18am July 24, 2014
megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

2:49am July 24, 2014

prrb:

please turn on the audio for this

2:21am July 24, 2014

Our game has multiple DMs, and they don’t always communicate

outofcontextdnd:

Player: Can I loot his stuff?

DM: You can, but he’s a spy, so you’ll have to pay for the lawsuit.

Player: I have a load of money.

DM: Like how much money?

Player: No its an item, “load of money,” I have eighteen of them.

1:53am July 24, 2014

broblerones:

"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
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1:25am July 24, 2014
osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

12:57am July 24, 2014

africant:

Shout out to Dijonay’s parents for naming all their kids after seasonings, spices and condiments.

12:28am July 24, 2014
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cutebabe:

oh my fucking god

11:32pm July 23, 2014

It’s really not that hard to tell actors from their characters

polyturtles:

artactually:

Like, this is Loki

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And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.

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This is Castiel

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And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.

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This is Tony Stark

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And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.

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Simple

Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.

11:04pm July 23, 2014
10:35pm July 23, 2014

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

10:07pm July 23, 2014
foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

9:39pm July 23, 2014
cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

9:11pm July 23, 2014

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

11:04pm July 21, 2014

cornsaladsurprise:

tomhiddledong:

what the fuck is “”“young money”“” 

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10:07pm July 20, 2014