Our game has multiple DMs, and they don’t always communicate
Player: Can I loot his stuff?
DM: You can, but he’s a spy, so you’ll have to pay for the lawsuit.
Player: I have a load of money.
DM: Like how much money?
Player: No its an item, “load of money,” I have eighteen of them.
It’s really not that hard to tell actors from their characters
Like, this is Loki
And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.
This is Castiel
And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.
This is Tony Stark
And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.
Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.
My parents aren’t home
You know what that means
*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
this is too accurate
*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*
*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*
Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate